How does it work?
Here at Dollar Scorpion Club, we know how important it is to get your scorpions delivered quickly and seamlessly. Get scorpions shipped to yourself or a friend in three simple steps.
1. Purchase your scorpion package
Dollar Scorpion Club makes a great gift for some ages - all you have to do is enter your friend's shipping address during checkout and we'll take it from there.
2. Your scorpions are shipped
We pride ourselves on our scorpion-supply chain management, which means FAST scorpions for yourself or a friend.
3. Experience the power of scorpions
How you use your scorpions is up to you, but if you need some inspiration we will be launching a scorpion resource library soon.
What the fuck.
Assholes mailed me ACTUAL scorpions. I thought this was a joke.
Order Scorpions online, receive them in the mail. Easy as that.