Scorpions in your mailbox

Finally, a hassle-free and affordable way to get scorpions delivered straight to your mailbox.

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How does it work?

Here at Dollar Scorpion Club, we know how important it is to get your scorpions delivered quickly and seamlessly. Get scorpions shipped to yourself or a friend in three simple steps.

1. Purchase your scorpion package

2. Your scorpions are shipped

3. Experience the power of scorpions

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What the fuck.

Preston Berks

Assholes mailed me ACTUAL scorpions. I thought this was a joke.


Order Scorpions online, receive them in the mail. Easy as that.